![]() ![]() This is Why I Have Hundreds of Unpublished Posts.Grand Opening: Hyperbole and a Half Store!.Hey Guys! Look at Me Being Famous and Getting Int.That's probably why karma always sticks me with the "it hurts" patients. I have always felt the need to be a smart ass and respond with "ummm, 5.2 maybe?" Take that pain scale. I love asking patients to rate their pain on a scale from 1 to 10 the looks they give me are ALMOST as good as the ones I get when I ask "how would you describe your pain"? (The number one response to that: "It hurts.") But this is important stuff for doctors to find out. One time I thought I had colon cancer but really I had just eaten way too much red velvet cake in a short period of time. I totally feel you and Boyfriend with the Craisins. Surely there is a ginormous government grant available for maintaining the sanity of medical students. This alone made up for the complete lack of funny in that week. But my mom knew that it was extremely important to keep the cake away from. To a four-year-old child, it was a thing of wonder - half toy, half cake and all glorious possibility. I just spent the last week of med school learning everything about diarrhea. The cake was slathered in impossibly thick frosting and topped with an assortment of delightful creatures which my mom crafted out of mini-marshmallows and toothpicks. Shop Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations Flawed Coping Mechanisms Mayhem and Other Things That Happened online at Barnes and Noble VCU Official. In fact, since it's 12:43 AM, I'm calling it my workout for yesterday too. ![]() First and foremost, this made me laugh so hard that I'm counting it as my workout for the day. ![]()
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